Ask the Inquisitor!
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handoffa8
Ever wondered about an aspect of the life of an Inquisitor? Whether it be what they eat for breakfast or why they have such an affinity for flamers email them in!
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Here's one to get you started:
What's an inquisitor eat for breakfast?
-Zeth
FOOOOL! Such an impertinant Question can only originate from the very bowls of a HERETIC! I see Blasphemy in your future, not that I have psychic powers. Yes Blasphemy, thick in the air, smeared on the walls, ankle deep on the heretical floor! Such figurative language is only used to describe a follower of the accursed Nurgle! YOU my blasphemous friend!
But in a thinly veiled attempt to stall for time while a purgation team departs for your home I will answer your heretical question.
Inquisitors from the Ordo Malleus like shredded wheat with whole-grain bread and a tall glass of milk. Ordo Xenos Inquisitors are partial to Lucky-Charms and pop-tarts. Ordo Hereticus eat HERETICS for breakfast, HERETIC!
BUUUUUUUURNNNN,
Inquisitor Saraf